四十 40.
"嗨 我四十了" "Hi. I'm 40."
"你多大了 Ricky" "How old are you, Ricky?"
"我四十了" "Oh, I'm 40."
"不 不 Ricky还没有到四十岁" "Nah, nah, Ricky can't be 40."
"Rick 四十岁了" "Rick is 40."
"大男人 酷酷的Rick "Macho, cool Rick.
他四十岁了" He's 40."
"四十岁的Rick" "40-year-old Rick."
是的 Yeah.
四十岁感觉很老了 40 seems so old.
确实 Totally,
但是爸爸的身体很好 but Papi's in great shape.
我同意 Agreed.
一个完美的四十岁男人的模范 A perfect 40-year-old specimen.
我是一个专业的棒球手 "I'm a professional ball player."
砰！ Powww!
谢谢 Mir Thanks, Mir.
不客气 No problem.
我希望我们正在做正确的事 I hope we're doing the right thing.
我知道 I know.
我们是在做正确的事 We are.
爸爸需要我们的帮助 Daddy needs our help.
我们有我们的战略 We have our strategy,
我们有我们的说话要点 we have our talking points,
而且我们还有彼此 and we have each other.
我们开始做吧 Let's do this.
加油 大家 Go, team!
噢！ Oh!
早上好 女孩们 Buenos días, chicas.
一定是去了什么活动 Must have been some game.
对于宾果游戏来说你穿得有点隆重了吧 奶奶 You look really overdressed for bingo, Abuela.
那是因为有跳舞 There was dancing!
是那种禁止的舞蹈 Was it The Forbidden Dance?
你睡在宾果游戏那个地方了吗奶奶 Did you sleep at bingo, Abuela?
是的 I did.
因为活动晚了 The game ran late.
有那种帆布床 There were cots,
现在我要上楼去换衣服了 and now I'm going upstairs to change.
我了个去 Ay caramba.
祝你生日快乐 美国佬 Feliz cumpleaños, gringo.
嗯 多谢 Rosa Ah, gracias, Rosa.
糟糕的口音 Worst accent ever.
你穿的是什么 What are you wearing?
亮片裙 Sequins.
对于星期六早上八点来说 That's an interesting choice
这是一个有趣的选择 for 8:00 a.m. on a Saturday.
这就是为什么我在这里 That's why I'm here.
我不想让它发生第二遍 I don't want it to happen again.
并没有那么糟 It's not that bad.
我是说 虽然有点贴身 I mean, it's a little form-fitting,
但是 你知道... but, you know...
听我说 Escuchame.
听着 Listen.
我不想要 I do not want
我的外孙女看到我 to have to do the walk of shame
在外面过夜后悄悄溜回来 in front of my granddaughters
仅仅因为我想在外面玩得晚一点 if I feel like staying out late.
你在说什么 What are you saying?
我正在寻找我自己的住所 I am finding my own place.
是时候了 It's time.
噢 哦 哦 不 Oh, ho-ho-ho! Nope.
不 不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no.
不会发生的 Not happening.
我不接受你的"辞职" I do not accept your resignation.
我需要你 I need you.
她们需要你 They need you.
没有你我不行的 I can't do it without you.
你知道 不久之后她们就要去约会了 You know, soon they're going to be dating...
那些男孩 and boys...
还有更多的约会和化妆 and more dating and make-up
还有毕业舞会的裙子 and prom dresses
然后她们还要去开车 and then they're going to want to drive...
开车 cars!
车和男孩 Cars and boys!
显然地 不行 Obviously, nuh-uh.
你哪都不能去 You're not going anywhere.
看着我 Watch me.
不 这简直是最糟糕的一个生日 No, this has got to be the worst birthday ever.
生日快乐 爸爸 Happy Birthday, Daddy!
噢 最棒的生日 Oh! Best birthday ever!
许个愿吧 爸爸 Make a wish, Daddy.
别离开 Don't leave.
愿望应该是秘密的 Wishes are meant to be secret,
而且我们哪都不会去 but we're not going anywhere.
噢 我的生活结束了 Oh, my life is over.
别傻了 爸爸 Don't be silly, Papi.
嗯 我的意思是 你老了 Well, I mean, you're old,
但是也没有那么老 but not that old.
生活中期望的事物都会实现的 爸爸 Life expectancy is climbing, Daddy.
你还有很多时间 You've got plenty of time.
噢 Oh.
今天是你剩余生活的第一天 Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
拜拜 大家 Bye, all.
噢 噢 Oh-ho-ho...
等等 你们为什么点头 Wait. What's with the nod?
是时候了 It's go time.
噢 Oh.
爸爸 我们要和你谈谈 Daddy, we have to talk to you.
这非常重要 非常 It's important. Muy.
怎样 我美腻的小帮派 What up, my pretty posse?
怎么了 我不能这样说吗 What? I can't say that?
哪一部份 Which part?
都不行 Both parts.
"怎样"以及我美腻的小帮派" "What up" and "pretty posse".
两个都不行 Both.
好吧好吧 我明白了 Okay. Okay, I got it.
怎么了 What's going on?
这是你的40岁生日 It's your 40th birthday
也就是说你只会越来越老了 and you're not getting any younger.
我们已经看到你的生发液了 We've seen the Rogaine.
我最后的一丝尊严 And the last shred of dignity
就这样化为乌有了 bites the dust.
另外 别说"化为乌有" Another no on "bites the dust".
喔 Oh.
爸爸 我们想让你开心 Daddy, we want you to be happy.
我们想让你恋爱 We want you to fall in love.
我们还想让你有一个新的发型 We also want you to get a haircut,
别再穿过时的牛仔裤了 买一件蓝色的轻便上装 lose the "dad jeans",and buy a blue blazer.
哇哦 哇哦 Wow. Wow.
这会是一个很忙碌的一天 It's going to be a busy day,
而且你们要知道 我没有穿"过时的牛仔裤" and, you know, I don't wear "dad jeans".
妈妈已经去世三年了 It's been three years since mom died.
你需要摆脱过去向前看 You need to get out there.
我在九年级的时候遇见了你们的妈妈 I met your mom in the ninth grade.
我甚至不知道怎么“向前” I don't even know where "out there" is.
她是我爱的人 She was my girl.
虽然很难想象 As hard as it is to imagine,
但还是有其他的女生... there are other girls...
也许她们和妈妈不一样 但是的确存在 maybe not like Mom, but there are.
天涯何处无芳草呢 Plenty of fish.
好吧好吧 Yeah, okay, okay.
好吧 我知道了 我知道了 Yeah, I got it, I got it.
我知道了 我听你们的 好吧 I got it. I hear you. Okay.
呼 Whoo.
等一下 Wait.
爸爸你总结出什么了 What's your take-away, Daddy?
八岁的孩子不会说“你总结出什么了” Eight-year-olds don't say"What's your take-away?"
这就是我的总结 That's my take-away!
现在 去做个TED演讲或者类似的东西 Now, go deliver a TED Talk or something.
我要去刷牙 并涂上我的生发液了 I'm going to go brush my teeth and put on my Rogaine.
我觉得进行得不错啊 I think that went well.
怎么了 What?
额 Ugh.
Gigi Gigi?
我万分确定这些东西是你的 I'm fairly certain these belong to you.
她们为什么会在这里呢 Why are they in here?
她们正在享受水疗 They're at a spa retreat
来驱散她们的压力 from their high-stress,
同时在财富500强公司 yet fulfilling executive positions
做行政部门高层的工作 at Fortune 500 companies.
她们刚才在享受浴缸按摩 They were taking a Jacuzzi,
一会儿她们会练习普拉提 and later, they have Pilates.
好吧 听起来很有道理的样子 Right. Makes perfect sense.
工作固然重要 It's important to work hard,
但她们也需要休息 but they also have to relax.
现在每个人都被安排得太满了 Everyone's so scheduled these days,
我们都需要放慢脚步 we all just need to slow down.
当然了 Of course.
继续吧 Carry on.
哇哦 Wow.
你看见了吗 Isabella You see that one, Isabella?
她可能是我们最好照顾的 And she might be our easiest.
我要怎么自己抚养我们的女儿 How am I going to raise our girls on my own?
你不必这样 You don't have to.
♪ 喔喔喔 我能找到一个证人吗 ♪ ♪ Aah, aah, aah Can I get a witness? ♪
♪ 喔 ♪ ♪ Wow! ♪
♪ 我感觉很好 ♪ ♪ I'm feelin' all right ♪
♪ 就像我应该的那样 ♪ ♪ Just like I should should, should ♪
♪ 人生中最好的一天 ♪ ♪ Best day of my life ♪
♪ 感觉太棒了 ♪ ♪ It feels so good good, good ♪
♪ 如果可以我将收藏这感觉 ♪ ♪ I'd bottle up this feeling if I could ♪
♪ 欧耶 ♪ ♪ Oh yeah! ♪
把注意力集中在球上 Focus on the ball.
保持镇定 Keep your head in the game.
集中注意，把注意力放在球上 Focus. On the ball.
集中注意 Focus!
我还在这里 Still here.
什么 什么 发生了什么 What... What... What is going on?
怎么了 What is going on?
你整天都跟我说话的啊 You talk to me all the time.
今天 我回应你了 Today, I answered.
没什么大不了的 No biggie.
没什么大不了的 No biggie?
噢噢噢 恰好相反 Oh, ho-ho, Au contraire,
这 是一件超级大事 no, it's... it's an enormous b-biggie,
主要是因为我 我坐在了我的浴缸上 mainly because I... I'm sitting on my bathtub
和我死去的妻子说话 talking to my dead wife.
呵呵 Huhu...
抱歉 忘拿她们的减肥果汁了 Sorry. Forgot their juice cleanser.
哈 Huh.
我有早发型痴呆了... And early-onset dementia is upon us...
生日快乐 老板 Happy birthday, boss.
无所谓了 Whatever.
-真的吗 - 我心情不太好 - Really? - I'm in a mood.
是的 我看出来了 Yes, I see that.
太讨人喜欢了 It's very endearing.
那不如问我一句“嘿Steph 学校一切顺利吗”怎样 How about a "Hey, Steph, how's school going?"
啊 非常抱歉 Ah, I'm sorry.
你最近怎么样了 Steph How's it going, Steph?
额 既然你问起 Well, since you asked,
我应该在大约八年之内 I should have my Ph.D. in clinical sports psychology
就能获得临床运动心理学博士学位 in, oh, about eight years.
算了吧 别这么戏剧化 Come on, don't be dramatic.
试试四年内吧 Try four.
我弟弟来了吗 Has my brother come in yet?
额 来了 他在衣帽间 Uh, yeah. He's in the locker room.
你可以帮我叫他过来吗 拜托了 Could you go get him for me, please?
- 不 - 什么 - No.- Excuse me?
Ricky 他在衣帽间 Ricky, he's in the locker room.
男衣帽间 The men's locker room!
对哦 Right,
我叫Rick了 从现在起 and it's Rick... from now on.
好吧 Okay.
Rick Rick.
他来了 There he is!
寿星老板来了 The birthday boss!
他就在这里 He's right there.
容我说一句 And may I just say
今天早上你看起来特别年轻 how especially young you look this morning.
我要在这里打住你了 I'm going to stop you right there.
我没这个情绪 Not in the mood.
去把我弟弟叫过来 Go get my brother for me.
- 当然 好 - 拜托了 - Sure.Yeah. - Please.
嗯 好的 好的 Yeah, okay. Okay.
好啦 All right.
喔 有人今天有点小暴躁了哼 Whoo, someone's a little Snippy McSnippersons this morning, huh?
- 继续 - 嗯哼 我现在去叫他 - Go on. - Yeah, I'm going to get him now.
好啊 这下来真的了 Good. It's official.
我在我的四十岁生日失去理智了 I've lost my mind on my 40th birthday.
耶 好样的 Yay, me.
我们需要谈一谈 We need to talk.
不 我听不到你说什么 No, I can't hear you.
我听不到你说什么 I can't hear you.
我听不到我死去的妻子在说什么 I can't hear my dead wife.
啦啦啦 啦啦啦 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
啦啦啦 ♪ La, la, la! ♪
女孩们是对的 The girls are right.
是时候了 It's time...
你是时候向前看了 Time you move on.
嘿 Hey.
我有个医疗问题 I'm having a medical thing.
为什么 发生什么事了吗 Why? What's going on?
你看到那个吗 Do you see that?
什么 What?
今天早上我撞到自己的头了 I hit my head this morning.
我 我觉得很奇怪 I... I feel strange.
我看见一些东西了 I'm seeing things.
或许我有脑癌 Maybe I have a brain tumor.
噢 好吧 耶 是那个啊 Oh, well, sure, yeah, that's it.
冷静点 Calm down.
开玩笑呢 Kidding.
好吧 站起来 小弟 All right, on your feet, little brother.
有Dr. Bill在呢 Dr. Bill is in the house.
噢 Oh!
我不是你的病人 我不是五岁小孩了 I'm not one of your patients. I'm not five.
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay.
好了 你敲到哪儿呢 All right, where'd you bang it?
- 什么 就在这里 - 嗯 - What, right there? - Mm.
啊 那个伤到我的脖子了 Ow, that hurts my neck.
好吧 这里有多少个手指啊 Okay, uh, how many fingers?
三个 Three.
- 现在呢 - 两个 - Now? - Two.
- 现在呢 - 一个 - Now? - One.
- 现在呢 - 四个 - Now? - Four.
- 现在 - 听着 - Now? - Look...
- 听好了 我看见一些东西了 Listen, I'm... seeing things.
什么样的事情呢 What kind of things?
死去的妻子那种 Dead wife things.
打住 Stop!
对不起 S-sorry.
这没什么 只是 It's nothing. Just...
我感觉不好 I don't feel well.
额 好吧 Rick Uh, okay. Rick, um...
我们来谈谈压力吧 Let's talk about stress.
发生什么事了吗 What's going on?
好吧 额 Well, uh...
这早上 Rosa this morning, Rosa,
就是那位我每天每分秒都依赖着的 who you know I rely on for every moment of every day,
告诉我 她要搬走了 told me that she's moving out,
女孩们希望我开始约会 and the girls want me to start dating,
然后你也知道 and as you also know,
今天是我四十岁生日 today is my 40th birthday,
噢 对 我用生发药水 and oh, right, I use Rogaine.
Rick 你没有脑癌 Rick, you don't have a brain tumor.
你只是有“特别的一天” You're having "a day",
就像妈妈喜欢这么称呼它 like Mom likes to call it.
我建议要不去跑跑步 I suggest maybe going for a run
游个泳或者做个汗蒸 or for a swim or a steam,
或者吃一些镇定药 or maybe some Xanax.
开玩笑啦 Kidding.
你看 Jackie和我早上 Look, Jackie and I were talking about you
谈论着你 this morning, and...
40岁是件大事 and 40 is a big one.
我的意思 这个里程碑可能令人生畏 I mean, that milestone can be daunting,
尤其是单身 especially alone.
我有女孩们 Rosa 你还有Jackie I have the girls and Rosa and you and Jackie.
这是不足够的 That's not enough.
听着 我知道自从Isabella去世后 Look, I know life hasn't been the same for you
生活对你来说不一样了 since Isabella died,
而且这或许永远都会不一样了 and probably will never be,
这是正常的 and that's normal,
但是事实就是 but the thing is,
之后还会有许许多多快乐的记忆 there are a lot of happy memories ahead,
也会有爱 和另一个女人那种 and there will be love,in the form of a woman.
我知道的 I know this,
我认为孩子们也是 and I guess the girls do too.
哈哈 说真的 Ha, ha. Really.
我得告诉你 I've got to tell you,
别认为我没有想过这些 and don't think I haven't thought about it,
尽管我想过很多这些事 and as much as I do think about it,
它总是以同样的方式和想法结束 it always ends the same way with the same thought...
我无法想象 I can't imagine
能像我和Isabella地那样 ever being as in love
和另一个女人相爱 or happy or comfortable with a woman
并且过得那样开心和舒服 like I was with Isabella.
超过二十年了 Over 20 years,
我成年的一生啊 my entire adult life.
听着 Look,
压力 交集 缺乏睡眠 脱水 stress, anxiety, lack of sleep, dehydration,
这些都能引起幻觉 they can all cause hallucination,
你知道 导致“看见东西” you know, the "seeing" things.
补救的方法 Rick 就是生活 The remedy, Rick, is life.
走出去 然后去生活 Get out there, man, and live it.
我恨你 I hate you.
我也恨你 I hate you too.
七点见 See you at 7:00.
你是什么意思？你知道那个惊喜派对 What do you mean?You know about the surprise party?
他们每年给我一次 They throw me one every year.
已经不再是惊喜了 It's no longer a surprise.
我不明白 I don't get it.
我告诉你 你不会变肌肉人的 I'm telling you,you're not gonna bulk up.
你只要去做有氧运动 You just need to do cardio,
然后举重 and then weights.
好吧 Okay.
谢谢 Thanks.
我刚刚那么烦躁不好意思 Sorry I was cranky.
我希望你放松 I'm hoping you'll relax.
我放了一点奎尔沃酒在里面 I put a shot of Cuervo in there.
我没有啦 Of course I didn't.
好的 你十点钟有客户 Okay, you have a client at 10:00,
然后你就自由了 and then you're free
剩下的时间就可以 to spend the rest of your birthday
和你的女孩们过生日啦 with your girls.
所以 你为什么烦躁 So why are you cranky?
孩子们想让我开始约会 The girls want me to start dating.
哇 Wow.
哇 哇！ Wow! Wow!
你哇太多了 Steph That's a lot of wows, Steph.
嗯 你有蓝色夹克吗？ Mm. Do you have a blue blazer?
究竟什么蓝色夹克 What is it with the blue blazer?
很万能的 Very versatile.
和牛仔裤或者长裤搭配起来都很不错 Looks good with jeans or slacks...
卡其裤也行 但是得没有褶皱 khakis too, but no pleats.
聪明的女孩 Smart girl.
我讨厌褶皱 I hate pleats.
知道了 没有褶皱 Got it. No pleats.
你认为我不能约会？ You think I can't date?
我不是那种约会的类型 I'm not the dating type?
不 这不是 No, that's not it...
一点都不是 at all.
Ricky Ricky,
我已经为你工作两年了 I have worked for you for two years,
但你从来没有出去约会过 and you haven't gone out on one date,
至少据我所知是这样 at least that I've known about.
没有约会 There's been no dating,
我们不能像你一样活跃在社交活动中 Steph and we all can't be as socially active as you, Steph.
一个女人要亲吻很多青蛙 A woman's got to kiss a lot of frogs
才能找到王子 to meet a prince...
或者是一个有工作的男人 or a guy with a job...
或者有车 or a car.
你很抢手啊 You are a catch.
继续 Go on.
好吧 Well,
你是前棒球职业运动员 you're an ex-professional baseball player,
英俊 身材好 handsome, fit,
你有你自己的事业 you own your own business,
你也有漂亮的房子 and you have a really nice house...
你还有三个迷人的女儿 and you have three amazing daughters.
你就像一头虎鲸 You're like a killer whale
在一堆浪女里 in a sea of plankton.
你说得对 You're right.
我是个抢手货 I am a catch!
朋友们 看看我在易趣网上发现了什么 Guys, look what I found on eBay.
你被减到了3.99美元 You were marked down to $3.99,
如果我们想要的话还有更多 and there are more if we want 'em,
好像有一整个仓库那么多 like a whole warehouse full of these things.
真棒棒啊 Way to go.
什么？ What?
噢 我 呃 Ricky Oh, I... Uh, Ricky!
老板 老板 Boss, boss!
不 不 对不起 No, no. I'm sorry.
嘘 Shh.
感谢你们的到来 Thank you all for coming.
你会在书橱里 You will find water bottles and fruit
找到水瓶和水果 on the credenza.
那是书柜的意思 That means dresser.
你总是认为我什么都不懂 You always think I don't know things.
那你知道吗 Did you know it?
也许 Maybe.
麻烦回到正题好吗 Back to the task at hand, please.
听着 老爸自己是不会做这事儿的 Look, he's never going to do this on his own.
我们会用我们的双手把事情搞定 We're going to take matters into our own hands,
就在这里 就现在 right here, right now.
我们的策略在按计划进行着 I think we're right on target with our strategy.
我们需要一份条理清晰的涵盖 We're going to need a sign-up sheet, with columns,
来给他们参考 for all of their information.
我已经私自把它们打印下来了 I've taken the liberty of printing some out.
Mirabel Mirabel?
Mirabel Mirabel!
他站错窗户了 He's at the wrong window.
你们俩简直是天造地设 You two are clearly made for one another.
嘿 Cole Hey, Cole.
嘿 你 Hey, yourself.
我们正在弄柠檬水站 We're doing a lemonade stand.
来玩啊 Come by.
好的 美女 Will do, beautiful.
这句 “好的 美女” 有点俗套 The "will do, beautiful"is a little cheesy,
你不觉得吗 don't you think?
你这是嫉妒 You're just jealous.
是的 我一直想要一个每天 Yes, I've always wanted a boyfriend
穿同一件衣服的男朋友 who wears the same shirt every day.
你到底在做什么 What could you possibly be doing?
我想看看我朝下望的时候 I'm trying to see how I look,
是什么样子 like, upside down.
你懂的 就是刚刚我倚在窗户上 You know, to Cole,
Cole看我的角度 when I'm leaning out the window.
反正不是阳台边的朱丽叶那样 这点我很肯定 Not like Juliet on the balcony,I can tell you that much.
谁 Who?
在你等级之上的 Above your pay grade.
你知道什么是在你等级之上吗 You know what's above your pay grade?
一个男朋友 A boyfriend.
就是这样 That's what.
至少我有 At least I have one.
我很抱歉 Elisa I'm sorry, Elisa.
我很遗憾 Lo siento.
我保证你会找男朋友的 You'll find a boyfriend, I promise.
你是怎么找到的 How do you get one?
男朋友 A boyfriend.
很奇怪 It's weird.
他们都主动来到我身边 They just come to me.
这安慰不了我 Not helping.
交友课堂第一点 Boy lesson number one.
不要友善 Don't be nice.
什么 疯了吧 What? That's crazy.
爸爸总是说 Daddy always says
妈妈吸引他的就是 the thing that attracted him to Mom
尽管她是9年级里最聪明 was that although she was the smartest
最有魅力的女孩 and most popular girl in ninth grade,
她始终很友善 she was also the nicest.
你相信他吗 And you believed him?
妈妈很火辣 Mom was hot.
妈妈很友善 Mom was nice.
好吧 反正我不是 Well, I'm not.
至少对男孩不是 Not with boys.
他们喜欢你对他刻薄 They like it when you're mean to them,
忽视他们 不在意他们 ignore them, and don't care.
她或许有点道理 She may have a point.
雄性物种 尤其是雄狮 雄鹰 Males of most species,except for lions and eagles,
喜欢捕猎 追逐 like to hunt, to chase.
他们想要证明他们是最优秀的 They like to prove that they're Alpha.
动物星球 哈喽 Animal Planet. Hello.
好了 足够了 Okay, enough.
做要紧的事 Task at hand,
像小天才说的 like the mini-genius said.
做要紧的事 Task at hand.
嘿 Hey.
嘿 今天下午要做些什么 Hey, what's up for this afternoon?
击球练习吗 Batting practice?
不 我们有计划了 Can't. We have plans.
在我生日这天 On my birthday?
我们要去开一个柠檬水站 We're going to have a lemonade stand.
去筹款 做慈善 To raise money. For charity.
总之不是为了其他原因 Not for any other purpose at all.
好吧 我想如果这是为了慈善 Well, I guess if it's for charity...
我们需要帮助 爸爸 We need your help, Papi.
你能在娱乐室组装下桌子吗 Will you put together the table in the rec room?
当然 Sure.
你们筹款主要是为了什么 What exactly are you raising money for?
苏丹的儿童 Children in Sudan.
-我的学校 -一件新毛衣 - My school.- A new sweater...
给苏丹的孩子 ...for children in Sudan.
他们需要毛衣 They need sweaters.
啊 我懂了 Ah.I see, I see.
我需要跟你们的祖母说一声 I need to go speak to your grandmother.
我稍后再组装桌子 可以吗 I'll put the table together afterwards, okay?
真的假的 Really?
给苏丹儿童送毛衣 Sweaters in Sudan?
女孩们在计划着什么 The girls are up to something.
我希望不是个惊喜派对 I hope it's not a surprise party.
好吧 看看 我们给你准备了个派对 Well, look around.We're having a party for you.
根本不是惊喜了 It's no surprise.
所有人7点会到场 Everyone will be here at 7:00.
你等会儿再吃 现在不行 Later, you eat. Not now.
我给你准备了一顿特殊的晚餐 I am making a very special dinner for you.
更多是像个最后的晚餐 More like a last supper.
噢 拜托 孩子 Oh, please, Chico.
Rosa 不要走 Rosa, don't leave.
你知道 要是你搬出去了就没有家庭晚餐了 You know, if you move out,there's no more family dinners.
就算不住一起 人们还是可以一起吃晚餐的 Ricky People who don't live together can have dinner, Ricky.
你还算是个聪明人 You're a relatively smart man.
你知道的啊 You know this.
是是是 但是电影日呢 Yeah, yeah, but what about movie night?
游戏日呢 Game night?
扑克日呢 Poker night? Hmm?
我想要多点“宾果”日呢 I want more "bingo" nights.
我能问你个比较私人的问题吗 Can I ask you a personal question?
就眼周有打了点肉毒 Just a little Botox around the eyes.
不 不是那个啦 No, not about that,
而且我知道不只是肉毒 and I know it's not just Botox.
你想我晚餐前就走吗 You want me to leave before dinner?
不 不是 对不起 No, no. Sorry.
你很漂亮 你知道的 You're gorgeous. You know this.
我确实是 I do.
只是 It's just...
我有点慌张 I'm a little freaked out,
我想问你 and I wanted to ask you...
千万别觉得我疯了 And don't think I'm crazy...
可是 呃 But, um...
你相信 鬼魂吗 do you believe... in spirits?
当然啦 Of course.
还当然啊 Of course?
我是拉丁裔 I am Latina.
你难道没发现吗 Did you not notice this?
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay.
你有和它们说过话吗 Do you ever talk to them?
有啊 I do.
这对灵魂有好处的 It's good for the soul.
我和我的妈妈啦 老公啦 女儿啦 都说 I talk to my mother, my husband, my daughter...
好 Okay.
那他们会不会 呃 Do they ever, um...
我不敢相信我要说出这些话 I can't believe I'm saying this out loud.
他们会回你话吗 Do they ever talk back?
嗯哼 听我说 Uh-huh... Listen.
我该怎么说呢 How can I put this?
要是一个鬼魂来找你 是因为你需要帮助了 If a spirit comes to you,it's because you need help.
你的需要召唤了它们 Your need calls to them,
而你是绝对需要帮助了 儿子 and you definitely need help, hijo.
继续吧 我听着呢 Go on.I'm listening.
这个嘛 不关它们事 你才是主要 Well, it's not about them.It's about you.
它们的存在是为了引导我们 像我们的潜意识一样 They only exist to guide us, like our subconscious,
它们就住在这 and they live here,
就这里 right here.
那它们 呃 是真的吗 So are they, um, are they real?
噢 对你来说 是的 Oh, they are real to you,
而这才是唯一重要的 and that's all that matters.
它们是为你而存在 They exist for you,
没你就没它们 and not without you,
而最好的地方就是 儿子 and the good part is, hijo,
你有需要 它们就会出现 they will come if you need help.
我哪里需要帮助了 What do I need help with?
你是来真的吗 你居然有一整张列表 Seriously, seriously, you have a list?
噢 我之前就已经开始着手弄的了 Oh, I've been working on that for some time.
听我说吧 要是我说你有办法能留下 Listen, listen, what if there was a way that you could stay here
而且还能有自己的空间呢 and have your own place?
要是我建个客房给你呢 What if I built you a guest house?
那我就变客人啦 Then I'd be a guest.
不要 现在 离开 去吧 No. Now, just leave.Go on.
我这正试着煮晚饭呢 I am trying to make dinner here.
我的天 这屋子里有个霸道女人哇 Man, there are some bossy women in this house.
啊 你 Ay!
啤酒日快乐 兄弟 Happy Beer-day, dude!
嗨 Hi.
我想还是“生日” Todd I think it's still "birthday", Todd.
你确定吗 Is it, though?
我喜欢生日 但我更喜欢啤酒日 I like a birthday, but I prefer a beer day.
不好吗 No?
我说错了吗 Am I wrong with this?
我意思是 没有啤酒我们会怎样 I mean, where would we be without beer?
不开心啊 我很肯定 Not happy, I can tell you that,
可要是你取消了生日 but you take birthdays away,
那我们就可以永远年轻 永远火辣辣 and we just stay young and hot.
你是这么看你自己的吗 Is that the way you see yourself?
年轻又火辣 Young and hot?
我是呀 I do.
好吧 Okay.
然而 我呢 今天四十岁了 I, however, am 40 today.
青春不再 No longer young.
性感不再 No longer hot.
不是这样的 兄弟 我懂的 No, dude, I get it.
你不就是大我几年嘛 So you've got a few years on me.
我懂那种感觉的 I know how that must feel,
但你要是像我一样照顾好自己的话 but if you take care of yourself like I do,
你也可以再次火辣辣的啦 you could get the hot back.
四十岁的Ricky Cooper 再次火辣辣 Ricky Cooper at 40, gets the hot back.
呃 帮我一起弄这个桌子 Mm, help me out with this table.
我又老又弱了 I'm old and weak.
卖柠檬水吗 Lemonade stand?
你懂的 You know it.
我们的生活也太一成不变了吧 Our lives are so predictable.
这个嘛 我的生活今天有了点小变化 Well, my life became a little less predictable today.
说吧 Bring it.
女孩们希望我开始约会 The girls want me to start dating.
喂喂喂 什么鬼 Whoa, whoa, wha...
你干嘛啊你 What's happening over there?
整个好像别人刚送了你一只小狗狗一样 It looks like someone just gave you a puppy.
是的 有人送了 Someone did, man, someone just did.
好啦 好啦 Todd Todd Okay, okay, Todd, Todd...
Todd 你在跳舞 Todd, you're dancing.
这是一些值得跳舞的消息啊 我的朋友 This is some danceworthy news, my friend...
我以一个转身结尾 and I finish with a twirl.
好吧好吧 告诉我 Okay, okay, enlighten me.
这是我们一直都在等待的机会 This is just the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
我们 We?
这个世界 我四十岁大的朋友 The world, my 40-year-old friend,
是我们的牡蛎 is our oyster.
Todd 你已经结婚了 Todd, you're married.
你 你没有牡蛎 You... You have no oysters.
噢 但是你这就错了 Ricardo Oh, but there's where you're mistaken, Ricardo.
从现在开始 From now on,
从此刻向前 from this moment going forward,
我可以通过你感受到生活了 I get to live vicariously through you.
怎么 你是怎么想的 How... How do you figure?
你是世界之王啊 我的朋友 You are the king of the world, my friend.
勇往直前吧... Go forth and conquer...
加油 a lot,
然后告诉我 and tell me about it...
带细节的 in detail.
你不会忘记细节的 You can't forget the details.
细节是最重要的 The details are of the utmost importance.
记住了 最重要的 Copy that.Utmost.
呃 Todd Todd 桌子 Uh, Todd, Todd? The table.
我只是需要你帮我把它反过来 I just need you to help me flip it over.
-对哦 -是啊 - Right.- Yeah.
永远不要再那样转圈圈了 Never do that twirl thing again.
那是一时冲动而已 It was an impulse thing.
这有点 嗯 奇怪 It was... Yeah, kind of weird.
这样吧 You know what?
拿着电话 Hold the phone.
我们不做体力劳动 We do not do manual labor.
孩子们 Kids!
Cooper的房子 马上 Cooper house, stat!
我可以说 May I say
有两个十五岁以下孩子的 one of the few perks
好处之一 of having two kids under the age of 15
就是我再也不用动手指了 is that I never have to lift a finger again.
好吧 帅哥 你的任务如下 Okay, dudes, your mission is as follows.
抓住桌子 把它翻过来 拿到车库去 Grab the table, turn it over, take it to the garage.
Cooper的天使在做柠檬水站 Cooper's Angels are lemonade-ing it.
不如这样吧 我们把它做得更好 You know what? Let's do this right.
更上一层楼 Go the extra mile.
拿一块桌布扔在那里 Grab a tablecloth and throw it on there,
还可以有些花 maybe some flowers too.
你可以去我们的草坪上摘 You can pick them from our lawn,
但是不要告诉你妈妈 but do not tell your mother.
去吧 Go!
他们是好孩子啊 They're good kids.
我不明白 I don't understand.
你怎么让他们做这些事 How do you get them to do things?
Elisa 是唯一一个做事的人 Elisa is the only one that actually does anything.
其他的两个 忘了吧 The other two, forget about it.
呃 这是金钱上的事 Uh, it's a monetary thing.
我付他们钱 I pay them...
暗着地给 under the table,
雇童工是没有错的 and there is nothing wrong with child labor,
一点都没有错 nothing wrong at all.
请你不要告诉Maggie Please don't tell Maggie.
Todd 他们在摘我的花 Todd Todd! They're picking my flowers! Todd!
世界之王 我的朋友 King of the world, my friend.
你是不是说了他们可以做这个 Did you say they could do that?
世界之王 King of the world.
Todd 你在哪里 Todd, where are you?
-来了 - Todd - Coming!- Todd!
所以 呃 Gigi So, uh, Gigi,
你今年要录像吗 are you taking recorder this year?
小提琴 Violin.
哇 你动作真敏捷 Wow, you're so athletic.
你就这程度吗 That's the best you got?
显然 她知道怎么跟男孩相处 Apparently, she knows what to do with boys.
她知道什么 What doesn't she know?
妈妈会为她骄傲的 Mom would be so proud of her.
她也会为你感到骄傲的 She would have been very proud of you too.
你如此的体贴和善良 You're so caring and nice.
你照顾我们 You take care of us.
什么 What?
你以为我没有注意到吗 You think I don't notice?
好吧 我们来做吧 All right, let's do this thing.
你们会惹上很多麻烦的 You guys are going to get into so much trouble.
噢 你睡的怎么样 Oh, how was your nap?
我做了个噩梦 你搬出去了 I had a nightmare you moved out.
所有的东西都打包走了 All packed.
明天就搬了 Moving mañana.
明天 Tomorrow?
现在你听得懂我的语言了 Now you understand my language.
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay.
你想要多少 How much do you want?
说出你的价格 Name your price.
我要三千 嗯 I'll take three grand, hmm?
好的 Okay.
谢谢 Gracias.
哦 还是要搬走 Oh, still moving,
但是这应该够给硬木地板的钱 but this should cover the hardwood floors.
这什么鬼 What the heck is that?
嗨 Yeah.
他来了 There he is!
女孩们 怎么了 Girls, what's going on?
我们告诉过你了啊 We told you.
柠檬水站 Lemonade stand.
这有好多人啊 There's a lot of people here,
而且他们全是 女人 and they're all... women people.
看起来我们柠檬水做得很棒嘛 It seems we've made some very good lemonade.
是啊. Yeah.
简直是有史以来最好的 Like, the best lemonade ever.
我再问你一次 I'm going to ask you one more time,
然后我就要生气了 and then I'm going to get mad.
发生什么了 Mirabel Elisa Georgina What is going on,Mirabel, Elisa, Georgina?
基本上可以说 It's safe to surmise,
考虑到这些可爱的女士的年龄 given the age range of these lovely ladies,
他们会记得你的职业球时代 they remember you from your pro-ball days.
我要列出我的工作吗 Do I need to list my occupation
还有我的爱好呢 as well as my hobbies?
嗷 Ugh.
先生 你知道未经许可 Sir, you realize it's illegal
在民宅发展事业 to operate a business in a residential area
是违法的吗 without the proper permits?
噢 呃 没有冒犯的意思 警官 Oh, uh, no disrespect whatsoever, officer,
但是这是孩子们的柠檬水站 是为了慈善的 but this is a children's lemonade stand for charity.
这是一项约会服务 This is a dating service.
嗯是的 哈一个什么 Yeah... A what?
有封电子邮件发在社区网站上 There was an email posted on the community Web site
还有整个县上的各种广告 and there are signs throughout the county.
整 整个县吗 The... The county?
唔 是的 Mm-hmm.
约会服务 A dating service?
我不知道你在讲什么 警官 I don't know what you're talking about, officer.
你是真的不知道吧 You really don't know, do you?
可怜的孩子 Poor guy.
伙计我建议你看看你后面 I suggest you look behind you, pal.
噢我很抱歉 警官 I am terribly sorry, officer.
没事已经结束了 It's over right now.
哈哈 Ha ha.
进去 Inside.
但是我们在用他们全部人的照片做个相册 But we're making a book with all their pictures.
就是现在 Now!
我是Annie I'm Annie.
到我了 My number's right here.
星期三和星期四最好了 Wednesday and Thursdays are best.
你好 女士们 Hello, ladies.
-Todd -来了 - Todd! - Coming!
-我能说 -不行 - May I just say... - No.
你们对这些女孩子做的真的很过分 简直丢人 What you girls did up there was truly unacceptable, humiliating,
更重要的是 你骗了我 and, more importantly, you lied to me.
-我们不是那个意思 -别说了 - We didn't mean... - No.
你没法下定决心 You cannot make up your minds
这些总该会发生的事 that something is going to be,
直接去做了就好啦 and then just do it.
但是那难道不是固执和野心 But isn't that the definition
的定义吗 of tenacity and ambition?
这些难道不是你鼓励的特质吗 Aren't these characteristics you encourage?
这不是重点 That is not the point.
不 你没把我放在眼里 No, you did what you did
然后做了这些事 without any regard for me,
那错的很离谱 and that is very, very wrong.
那是为了你啊爸爸 为了你能有你自己的生活 It was for you, Papi,so you can have a life.
我不是那个意思 I didn't mean...
我有我的生活 I have a life,
和你们三个还有奶奶 with the three of you and Abuela.
这就是我的生活 That's my life,
这是我喜欢并且珍惜的生活 and it's a life that I love and I cherish.
但是这样不够啊 It's not enough.
轮不到你们三个去决定 You three don't get to decide
对我来说什么是足够的什么不是 what is enough for me and what is not.
你们还只是孩子 You're children!
我的孩子啊 My children.
你们现在得上楼去 You need to go upstairs now.
我自己承担不了了 Isabella It's too much on my own, Isabella.
这就是我在这的理由 I think that's why I'm here.
帮助你继续前进 It's to help you move on
所以你不需要独自一人去完成 so you don't have to do it alone,
为了你可以做好准备和别人一起 so that you're ready to be with someone else,
为了你能有个人去爱 so that you can have someone to love.
糟糕 Uh-oh...
女孩们都很失落 the girls are very upset,
Rosa 你看到了他们的所作所为 Rosa, you saw what they did.
他们因为爱你才做了那些 They did it because they love you,
你自己根本不会做的事 and you weren't going to do it on your own.
难道你不觉得如果时机不恰当的话 Don't you think I would be the first one to tell you
我会是第一个告诉你的吗 if the timing wasn't right?
她是我的女儿 She was my daughter,
她永远都是这个家的一部分 and she will always be a part of this family,
每天每天她都会和我们一起 and she is here with us, every day.
噢 你简直想象不了 Oh, you have no idea.
Isabella友好 大方 愿意付出 Isabella was kind, generous, and giving.
她会希望你现在向前看的 She would want you to move on now.
是时候了 It's time.
你打算要他们待在那多久 How long are you going to keep them up there?
给我一会冷静一下 Just give me a few minutes to calm down,
因为现在 because right now,
我能在易趣上卖他们了 I could sell them on eBay.
我去抓住他们 I'll go get them.
噢嘿 Oh, hey!
你不能再那样做了 You can't keep doing that!
你知道 一会出现一会消失的 You know, popping in and out.
不是由我决定的 It's not up to me.
你需要我 You needed me.
我就在这啊 I'm here.
某程度上 Ish.
你在这啊 某程度上 You're here ish.
爸比 Daddy?
到我这来 Get down here.
你有读过马克吐温的作品吗 Have you read any Mark Twain?
你知道的 我从来都不知道你接下来要说什么 You know, I never know what you're going to say,
这就是在折磨我 and it kills me.
早上还只是玩偶呢 This morning it was dolls,
现在就变成美国文学了 and now it's American literature.
我还能说什么呢 What can I say?
我就是个迷呀 I'm an enigma.
所以你是看过还是没看过呢 爸比 So have you read Twain or not, Daddy?
嗯 我读过一些 Yeah, a bit.
好吧 是我的感觉 Well, it's my feeling
是内心恐惧让我们却步 that it's fear that holds us back,
所有人都是这样的 across the board.
你确定你才八岁吗 Are you sure you're eight?
噢 爸比 是哒 我才八岁 Oh, Daddy. Yes, I'm eight!
是这样的 The thing is
马克吐温写到 20年之后 Twain wrote, "20 years from now",
“比起你做过的事 你将会 更加失望于 "you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do"
你没做的事” "than by the things you did do'"
“所以 去解开你的帆船的索环 "so throw off your bowlines"
离开安全的海港 然后乘风破浪去吧” "sail away from the safe harbor, and catch trade winds in your sails."
哇唔 那真的 呃 说得很棒啊 Wow. That was, uh, that was something.
其实 马克吐温是在说离开安全的遮蔽处 Essentially, Twain is saying to leave safety behind
然后勇敢地走向未知 and to go forge into the unknown.
女人啊 爸 Women, Dad...
新的经历就是“未知” New experiences are the unknown.
是时候前进了 It's time to forge.
你继承了你妈妈那聪明的脑袋 Gigi You got your mother's brain, Gigi.
毫无疑问 No doubt about that.
狂欢的时刻到啦 Fiesta time!
但这可是个大成功 But it was a success!
我们有满格的名字和号码 We have sheets of names and numbers.
我很抱歉我错过了 I'm sorry I missed it.
等下 有多少位女士在那张表格里 Wait a minute. How many women were there?
可多了 A lot.
有一部分女士十分可爱 Some of them were really cute.
好吧 我的意思是 对于较老些的女人来说 Well, I mean, for older women.
老一些的女人吗 Older women?
是啊 都像是30多岁的 Yeah, like in their 30s.
哦 是啊 那还真的挺老的 Oh, yeah, that's very old.
我得告诉你 I've got to tell you,
当我的女儿们想要去做些什么的时候 when my girls put their mind to something,
她们就会马上去做 they do it.
还真的挺像回事的 It was quite the scene,
但 你们知道的 but, you know,
不是我想要的那个方式 not the way I want to go about it.
我们该用怎样的方式呢 How are we going to go about it?
你懂得 我们可以用 You know, we could go
前职业篮球选手并且是企业家这方面 with the former baseball pro/ business owner angle.
或是单身爸爸这方面啊 这每次都很有用的 Or the single dad. That always works.
别 “我们”什么都不做 No, "we" are not doing anything,
而且“我们”也不会得出什么结论来 and "we" are not working any angles.
好吧 Okay.
上世纪交友网啊 像我一样 Go online, like me.
怎么了 What?
我还没死呢 I'm not dead yet.
要不然你以为我每周五晚上都在做什么 Where do you think I do every Friday night?
宾果游戏吗 别闹了 Bingo? Please.
奶奶 你骗了我们 Abuela, you lied to us.
有时啦 忘记这件事吧 It happens. Get over it.
嘿 Hey.
嗨 Hi.
想要来一杯吗 You care to join me?
好啊 你在喝什么 Sure. What are you drinking?
我都行啊 I don't care.
噢 那给我来双份 Oh, then make mine a double.
好的 Okay.
还记得在卡波的派对上 Remember that party in Cabo
那次Isabella吃了 when Isabella ate...
是啊 那个鱿鱼烤干酪辣味玉米片 还洒上了芝士 Yeah. The squid nachos with the cheesy spray stuff.
就是那个 Yeah.
哈哈 Mm-hmm.
我挺想她的 I miss her.
你们曾是好朋友啊 You were best friends.
是啊 Yeah.
为了Isabella而干杯 To Isabella.
为了Isabella To Isabella.
你在找什么呢 What are you looking for?
哈 噢 没什么 Huh? Oh... nothing.
你到底怎么了 What's going on with you?
我都不知道该怎样解释 I can't even begin to explain.
这种庆祝活动挺难的 Celebrations are tough.
Jackie 我爱你 Jackie, I love you,
你是我弟妹 而且是个好医生 you're my sister-in-law and a great doctor,
但动脉瘤不是这样的 but aneurysms don't work that way.
那是你再怎么努力也没办法的 There was nothing you could do.
我知道 我知道 I know, I know.
我什么也没有说 I didn't say anything.
一个词也没有 什么都没有说 Not a word. Nothing.
可以啦 你不用解释 No. You didn't need to.
喝你的吧 Drink up.
你知道了 今天过得真是艰难 You know, it's been a tough day,
但这鸡尾酒还这是帮了我不少 but this cocktail is really working for me.
噢 噢 噢 Oh, oh, oh!
喔 Oh!
你的年龄出卖你了 爸比 Your age is showing, Daddy.
哦 给我些喘息的空间 好吗 小女孩 Oh, give me a break, little girl.
啊哈 Aah!
我正在让你体验足够的挫败感 I am so wiping the floor with you.
好的 这里搞定了 Oh, settle down there.
我真是 糟了不不不 I am so... Oh, no, no!
不不不不 我去 No, no, no! Crap.
我要开始我的暗杀计划了 I'm going in for the kill,
好的我已经到了 and there I am,
接下来从这座高楼上跳过去 bounding over tall buildings
然后 啊 要我自己说的话 完美的楼顶弹跳曲线 and, oh, a nice rooftop flip, if I do say so myself.
我真不想让你长大 I don't want you to grow up.
对不起 I'm sorry.
这想法完全没有道理 That's not fair.
我知道你一定会长大的 I know you have to grow up,
我也知道我太逊了 and I know I'm lame
居然想让你一直做我的小女孩 for wanting you to be a little girl.
我明白你的意思 小孩子都很可爱 I get it. Little kids are cute.
你以前也是超级可爱啊 You were so cute!
我们不是还有Gigi吗 We got Gigi.
她现在多么可爱啊 She's super cute.
她是最可爱的 The cutest...
除了你和Mirabel besides you and Mirabel.
现在你长大了介意抱抱爸爸吗 Are you too old to cuddle?
当然不介意 Nope.
你还记得在你八岁生日的时候 Do you remember what I asked you
我问你的一件事吗 on your 8th birthday?
你问我 在我过马路的时候 You asked me if I'd promise to always hold your hand
能不能保证会一直牵着你的手 when I crossed the street.
你当时说当然 And you said yes.
我是真心的 爸爸 I meant it, Daddy.
我爱你 I love you...
但是我将在纽约时速里终结你 But I will end you in a New York minute!
哦我的小蜜罐到这儿来 Oh, honey, come here.
过来 Come here.
我好想念妈妈 I miss her so much,
她应该会一直戴着这个 and she would always wear these.
对不起爸爸 I'm sorry, Papi.
我会把项链放回去 I'll put them back.
你经常偷偷戴它吗 Do you try them on a lot?
现在它是你的了 They're yours.
谢谢你 爸爸 Thank you, Papi.
我会永远把这条项链视为珍宝 I'll treasure them forever.
你遗传了你妈妈的美貌你知道吗Mirabel You have your mother's beauty, Mirabel,
而这可不是什么微不足道的事 and that's no small thing,
但 更重要的是 你也有和她一样的心 but, more importantly, you have her heart...
以及我的 and mine.
远离温暖的家 ♪ Moved away far from my home ♪
大城市偶尔让你感到孤独 ♪ Sometimes a big city makes you feel alone ♪
闭上双眼我能清晰地看到 ♪ Close my eyes I can almost see ♪
那些我爱的脸正微笑地看着我 ♪ Faces I love smiling back at me ♪
这是一个小小的充满爱的房子 ♪ It was a small house filled with love ♪
记住你来自哪里 ♪ Remember where you came from ♪
把它深深记住 ♪ And keep it close ♪
这儿发生了什么 What's going on here?
借宿 Sleepover.
那是蛋糕吗 Is that a piece of cake?
我们能看看吗 Ooh, can we see that?
把它拿过来老爹 Hand it over, old man.
你们就在这儿睡吧 You girls can fall asleep here.
你们睡着后我在把你们搬回去 I'll transfer you later.
我依然可以把你们举起来 I can still pick you all up.
狡猾的Ricky依然能做到 Tricky Ricky's still got it.
我依然十分强壮 没开玩笑 真的非常强壮 I'm still really strong, like, seriously strong.
他最后消失了 And it's gone!
穿过墙就消失了 Over the wall!
人群都沸腾了 The crowd goes wild!
狡猾的Ricky又开始他的老把戏了 Tricky Ricky has done it again.
啊 就这样了吗 Huh? That's it?
得了吧 你看那些二头肌 Come on, what... Check out these guns.
快看 Look at that.
就像大力水手 Like Popeye.
这对女性很有吸引力 That appeals to women.
这是本能的事情 It's a visceral thing.
我都不知道这是什么意思 I don't even know what that means.
不同种类的男性 The males of many species
都想在女性面前炫耀自己 like to show off for the female
为了吸引女性的关注 in order to attract them,
就像孔雀 like the peacock,
或者比如说 难以琢磨的生活在加拉帕戈斯难以琢磨的蓝脚呆瓜 or the elusive blue-footed booby in The Galápagos, for instance...
地理杂志啊 不是吧 National Geographic? Hello?
好了啦 That's it.
出去 快出去 Out, out.
好了好了够了啊女士们 Okay, hey, hey, enough, ladies.
冲突消失 No more fighting,
柠檬汁小摊消失 no more lemonade stands,
苏丹人民不再被压榨 no more sweaters for the people in Sudan.
不再被压榨 No more.
这就是我的生日愿望 That's my birthday wish.
现在 起开 Now, move over.
起开 Move!
啊 祝我生日快乐 Ahh... Happy Birthday to me!
宝贝 我是一个大丈夫 ♪ ...Baby, I'm all man ♪
当我和你在一起的时候 ♪ When I'm with you ♪
你会好起来的 You're going to be okay.
我会好起来的 I'm going to be okay.
和那些被完美教育的男人相比起来 ♪ ...Compared to a schooled man ♪
我觉得我更开窍 ♪ But I feel so enlightened ♪
来研究你的笑容 ♪ Just studying your smile ♪